Monday, June 6, 2016

DC Universe Infinite Heroes Crisis Series 1 Figure 11 Batman

DCU IH Figure 11 Batman









Before I begin this review, I'm just going to go ahead and say it: Plastic capes are the devil and they should be banned. With that out of the way, this is a fun little Batman in classic colors! Just like Superfriends!





The articulation in this figure doesn't really...do anything. It feels like a true Super Powers figure...except this has a swivel waist and ball jointed elbows. The proportions are a bit weird, as they have huuuge hands which are clearly meant to hold something, but they don't come with any accessories normally, so...nothing there.



p The worst thing about this figure is that it cannot stand. AND THAT'S WHERE THE EVIL PLASTIC CAPE COMES IN HANDY...it's his 3rd leg. The head sculpt is really nice though. It's a mixed bag. Not being at least 4.5 inches tall is its biggest sin, and while it is articulated, the articulation is pointless because of the way the legs are molded and because of the cape. But hey, they released a variant too! Shall we look at it?



The variant uses the same number. I don't know which one is harder to find, but I am going to assume both are equally findable by today's market standards.









I actually like this deco better. Still not the best figure, but it's still fun to have a 3.5 inch tall Batman figure in handy for...3.5 inch tall adventures or when he hangs out in Star Wars before HASBRO ALSO SCREWED THE SCALES on STAR WARS!!!! This is a long discussion, a rant I'm eventually going to write that has been coming on for a long time, but let us save that for later. I think all figures should be the same exact size. The end.



I think it is sad that out of the whole Gotham City Infinite Hero figures, this Batman is my least favorite. Luckily there is another...



...because these two don't have what it takes to save Gotham.

Sunday, June 5, 2016

DC Universe Infinite Heroes Batman Gotham Knight Batman Scarecrow Deadshot 3 pack!

DCU Infinite Heroes Gotham Knight Batman Scarecrow Deadshot

Before I begin this review, I must introduce Infinite Heroes. This was Mattel's first foray into the 3.5 inch tall figure business back in 2008. They were released under the DC Universe mega line, which has figures in all sorts of sizes and shapes, ranging from...well...every superhero and super villain ever conceived. They don't usually come with accessories, and the articulation depends upon figure, but in my personal view I think they are quite cool and there is a great variety of figures to collect. Tonight we look at the Gotham Knight 3 pack, featuring the characters of the animated short, which used animé to narrate the events that happened between Batman Begins and The Dark Knight...to some extent. The movie featured shorts focusing on Batman's war on crime, the mob's hold on Gotham City, Bruce Wayne's past and his dark descent into technological madness, and ultimately his maturation into Batman.



The three pack consists of The Scarecrow as seen in the In Darkness Dwells short, made by Madhouse productions, Deadshot as featured in Deadshot, also by Madhouse productions, which leads me to believe Batman is based on his appearance in the Madhouse shots. I like Deadshot's story in the latter. He is essentially the anti-Batman...except he gets taken out like a b!^@#.








The Batman comes with ball jointed shoulders, elbow, knee and waist articulation. The cape and neck is different from later releases, so this is an unique figure. The head is also unique. I think it's a very cool sculpt. This Batman can be posed in many different ways.



By 2008 standards this was already lame, and given the 14 points of articulation figures that GiJoe has always made since the 80's, and Star Wars' entry into 3.5 inch tall super articulated figures in that year, this figure is sorely lacking. But it's Batman, man. This is Batman between movies. Again, I share with you my distaste for plastic capes. It gets worse on later figures. But enough bashing, this is a pretty cool, unique Batman figure. I heard there's a light blue repaint which was released in some multi-set, but coverage in Infinite Hero figures is very minimal. They released sooo many figures and variants, 8 years later it has become very hard to compile. I was unfortunately not collecting modern Batman figures due to the high number in scalpers at the time. Living in a small town had its limitations. If you need to buy this pack, you are not buying it for Batman. You are buying it for the two other figures.



Still, Batman is an unique sculpt, different from all the other Infinite Hero figures, and a must have if you are a completist like me. It's a great figure, ready to pounce on all villains. But is he going to be taken down by the "Anti-Batman", Deadshot?









Floyd Lawton is the Anti-Batman. He is also flashy, vain, and murderous. He's a killer for hire, with some enhancements. He features a huge red fedora, and his trenchcoat. I really liked Deadshot's design in the movie. It certainly gives us a good "movie-style" realistic Deadshot. It is disappointing because it is 3.5 inches tall, and I would have liked a Nolan-Verse Deadshot that worked with Mattel's Batman Begins line. It is still, a nice unique Deadshot. Later this year Deadshot is going to be played by Will Smith and is going to go back to his armored costume, though if you've watched the Suicide Squad trailer, Floyd Lawton can be seen in his civilian garb, wearing a reddish hat and a trench coat. I am not entirely familiar with Deadshot's entire comic book history, only his earliest incarnations, and what we have seen in the media recently.



The figure has terrible articulation though. Those old fashioned swivel elbows do not go well with ball jointed elbows. He cannot hold his rifle well, and he just can't pull off any meaningful poses as a sniper or a close range assassin. The one I originally had came with an unpainted shoe. I had to get another one. He's just a pretty but disappointing figure. Could be worse though.



At the end of the movie Deadshot removes his trench coat gloriously as disguised characters in anime cartoons often do dramatically, and he reveals his armored form in order to go hand-to-hand with Batman. I would have preferred a figure of that specific iteration with extra articulation. It's still a nice figure, and this set can be found cheaply. One more villain for your Infinite Heroes lineup!








For those who complained that the Nolanverse Scarecrow was not scary enough, this version takes the whole Scarecrow thing a little too seriously, putting a Scarecrow on top of the costume. A very interesting, creepy design, complete with a half torn mask, and essentially four arms.



This is an incredibly expressive figure, and a departure from most Scarecrow toys. It does have some odd articulation though, like ball jointed ankles, but no jointed knees. Huh? This means he can look like a pigeon toed scaredy cat, or a ready to attack supervillain. He looks like he is dancing the whole time, which is one of the Scarecrow's physical scare devices. Once his victims are poisoned with fear gas, he does some interpreting dancing for them so they will be really scared. Every villain has a hobby, I guess.



At the end, he is defeated and presumed killed. Batman rescues all the hostages. Next time we see Dr. Crane, he has become a drug dealer with unintended consequences. Gotham's new craze is fear toxin, apparently.



I got this three pack two years after Infinite Heroes ended. It was my first foray into Infinite Heroes. I have always liked figures between 4.5 inches tall up to 6 inches tall because they fit in with all the Kenner figures I used to collect prior to 2004, so naturally I avoided these...and again, they never made it into the town I lived in. I can see why they are called "infamous"; they are a mixed bag of goodies. Fun designs, but weak construction, weird proportions, etc. These might be the best three of the entire line. I also bought them under the suspicion that they were 5 inches tall. When I received that tiny package in the mail...boy was I mad. I hated the idea of 3.5 inch Batmen. They were commonplace during The Dark Knight Rises and some of the recent Multiverse lines. Thankfully they seem to be gone now, but they really did come a long way. We shall be looking at more in the coming days!

Sunday, May 29, 2016

DC Comics Multiverse Batman Vs Superman Bat Creature

BvS Multiverse Bat Creature







*SPOILERS AHEAD* If you have not seen BvS, stop reading. If you have seen BvS, collect superhero figures, and are here, reading this, then you, as well as everyone who collects superhero action figures are wondering the same thing I am. Why on God's Green Earth would Mattel make a figure of a non-character that appeared for ONE second in Batman vs Superman? Why not give us Lois, Alfred, or even Superman's pal Jimmy? This makes me want to scream MARTHAAAAA!



The figure comes with the bigger barrel.









MARTHAA!!! Ok I'll stop. Uh. This "gargoyle" is totally unexpected. It's not even a character in the film. This represents a monster that lashes out at Bruce when he was dreaming about his mother's tomb. I really loved all of Bruce's bits in Batman vs Superman, even the controversial bits. The gargoyle definitely scared me though the first time I saw the film. I remember it being a lot darker in the movie though. While unexpected, the figure is actually really cool. I'm just going to pretend it's this particular universe's Manbat, or Batman from Earth 666...something like that. If the figure were darker, it would be difficult to notice all the details. I hate to say it, but this is unfortunately my favorite BvS Multiverse figure. Still missing Alfred though!



This is a frightening figure. It does have this inviting face though. This is probably what drunk Batman sees in the mirror. This is what he wants to become, so if you begin to think about it, this is actually just another Batman figure, just a very unorthodox one. If I were to analyze the dream sequence, this would be THE Batman pulling Bruce Wayne into his parents' tomb, into his grief, making him into the monster that he is. This is the essence of Batman.



Like most Multiverse figures, this figure has an amazing amount of articulation. It is a bit difficult to stand up, especially with those backwards curved toes. It reminds of the aliens from Independence Day, as they had the same backwards turned toes. Bats have 5 toes on their hindlimbs though. Certainly this is a bit strange. Either way, the figure is able to pose in many ways, which makes it great.



The backwards turned toes allow it to hang upside down from a rocky surface, or a string. This is how I plan to display it as this is the only way it'll stand without a standee or a wall behind it. The joints are tight, so if articulated just right, it can stand easily. One can always articulate the toes outward, but it doesn't look as unsettling. I absolutely love the possibility though. This is a really well done figure.



AM I TOO SOON? GOD I AM TOO SOON! Wait that's Flash's line...



What I dislike about this figure is the wings. They are removable, but they are not articulated and there is nothing one can do with them. I never watched Gargoyles as a kid, but I was familiar with them and the storyline. This is what a remake of Gargyoles would look like. It also looks like Xavier, the archangel...somewhat. I think this creature and Batman make a really good team though, ready to take down THE BELLS CANNOT BE UNRUNG!!!!!!!!DINGDINGDINGDINGDINNNNNGGGG!!! Seriously, get this figure. It's the best one in the line-up, and a weird surprise. I don't like surprises, but this was a weirdly pleasant one.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Darwyn Cooke has passed away

Darwyn Cooke was a brilliant write and artist. He gave us this retro 50's style, which can be seen in New Frontier, and in this cover for Batman 37 (2014).



I really wish more figures existed in that 50's retro tone. Some do, which have yet to be acquired by me, and I'm thankful for it. he was on top of the class, people...top of the class. Only hours after it was publicized that he entered palliative care for an aggressive cancer. Man, y'know...comic book artists bring out their art, their vision of the world of comics to us. We enjoy these modern legends because in some way or another it touches our lives. I always thought of New Frontier as simplistic and borderline retro, but Cooke understood the Batman really well, and helped formed my modern vision of what Batman is. But his art is better than his stories! He is a master, and he now belongs to the ages. Rest in Peace, Darwyn Cooke. Your art lives on in our otherworldly hearts.

Language incoming:

FUCK CANCER, FUCK 2016. The good die young. If you read my blog (I don't know if you do), remember to get screened for cancer every 6 months, make sure you know your family health history, and don't smoke, don't drink, don't eat red meat. That's about all I can tell you. Good night, and good bye.

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Batman vs. Superman Epic Strike Batmobile

BvS Epic Strike batmobile









Ten bucks if you enjoy the nostalgia in the last picture. Anyways, this is the BvS Batmobile, or as I like to call it, the Murdermobile or Death Sled. It was a cool part in the movie, regardless of how you feel about Batman's actions in that scene (SPOILER ALERT, he kills a lot of people). The packaging is minimalistic and environment friendly. There's no instructions and easy access. The pictures on the back are instructions enough. All you have to do is unhook these plastic drills, and your Murdermobile will be free!



Mattel mainstream Batmobiles have utilized cheaper builds in the last few years. Gone are the days of more complex Bat vehicles built by Tonka. But for $20, this really is not bad at all. It's a bit of a "chibi" version of the BvS Batmobile, and as the back of the box says, it's got speed, style and mega action! It drives very fast even on carpet! It drifts easily, and it's very nicely detailed!













I'm thanking God and Mattel right now. They have a history of creating bat-vehicles with molded in figures and no actual cockpit where you can't fit figures in. I'm a big fan of being able to fit your own figures into your own vehicles, and for those who make Barbie dolls and accessories (and numerous vehicles), it seems ridiculous that there was a time where they didn't seem to care, but this seems to be only with flying vehicles (The Bat-TIE fighter from The Batman rings a bell, and a lot of The Batman vehicles...ugh). This is very nicely detailed, you can tell it's a Batmobile, but it follows this post modern design where utility is more important than looks, as it was in the 90's with the sexy Batmobiles. It's heavily armored, but it also has this "flexibility" component to it. The spoilers are very conservative. Think of it as a "sleek tumbler". And then there's the controversial guns up front. They serve an important function, and it's not just shooting Kryptonite missiles. The launcher does not turn 360 degrees though! That's a bit of a let down. This Batmobile will fit in pretty much EVERYTHING as it was made for 6 inch tall figures, which is AWESOME. You can fit multiple figures in it, but for now let's just focus on the line's 6 inch Batman figure. The taller Multiverse figures will not fit. They are too tall!




The Batmobile actually makes the figure look bad somehow. Must be the weird lighting. He looks really big next to it because those figures are 6 inch tall.





The cockpit has nice colorless details inside and on the back of the lid. The glass panels are very opaque and let almost no light inside and out. Again, practically everything fits in there, but Batman is tricky to seat due to the stupid plastic cape. Movie moment time!





SPOILER ALERT, DO NOT READ PAST THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN BVS.

So after incinerating a bunch of people, Batman find himself face to face with the one man he is actually trying to murder.



He crashes onto him, and that leads the almost indestructible vehicle to skid into a gas station. The Murdermobile has these blast off panels that are pushed out via clever engineering and striking the front turrets at high speed. Reminds me of Jurassic Park vehicles from yesteryear and their dino damage capabilities, with the fact that once you turn the Batmobile upside down with the panels on, they will fall out. The panels attach very weakly on, but surprisingly stay on when the vehicle is being pushed around. Many collectors will probably just glue them on. Reminds me of the Batmobile Batmissile as the sides would pop out without warning some times (the gears on the latter are all rusty and crumbly so now you have to PULL them out, but this is a review for later). It's kind of cool though because for the first time we got an opportunity to open up a Batmobile and check its engine without having to pull a Batman Forever. So what's under the hood?





The engine is extremely nicely detailed and painted in a shiny silver. Pushing the panels out also make the cockpit raise up, but this whole "dino damage" bit is just reenacting the film. Aaahhh, the car smells like vintage now. But really check out the detail on that engine! Man oh man! When it is in the box, the engine tops are tied down by a rope and some plastic attachment. It's gonna be tricky getting it out. If you're smart, you'll just leave it on and pretend the black rope is "tubing" or something. This thing was designed to be well packaged, too.



"When you see your signal lit up in the sky, don't go to it. The Bat is dead. Consider this mercy.



"Do you bleed?"



"you will..."



Since armored Batman can't take care of the problem, the Murdermobile definitely will. How about that, Superman? Kryptonite canister shaped missiles! My sister said the green missiles were off putting and just plain weird, especially when comparing it with the other movie Batmobiles.




See what I mean? The bright lights make the neon bits look ridiculous. I should have taken this with the missiles out. But dang don't they look nice together? They are all roughly in the same scale, though the 60's Batmobile might be a bit too big. I apologize for the messy dusty look on them, I haven't cleaned around in a while. Even Harley fell out. AaAAaanyways, for $20 this Batmobile is highly recommended if you own all the other Batmobiles. But it is a very cool, new aesthetic. All Batmobiles are always controversial. We always go back to the Burton Batmobile or the Lincoln Futura from yesteryear. I've got 10+ Batmobiles from all eras, all shows, etc. Yes, they all fit in figures. I don't buy a Batmobile that won't fit a figure in. And I have learned to appreciate their aesthetics. Even with their murdering guns. For $19-$24 this is highly worth it. Go buy it if you can. I can't tell you how fun it is. They are all fun, and the cheap feel makes it durable as heck. Just don't expect to go to a Goodwill store and find the missing bits 10 years from now!